FUN BAR is currently under construction! check back soon for even more updates to HYPERFIXT!
JACK INTO A MATCH OF GAME ZONE

you are now entering GAME ZONE, the HYPERFIXT destination for all things 'gamer'. i've been enjoying video games literally as long as i can remember, so it's only fitting that i dedicate an entire zone to them. are you a certified power player? then check out some of the articles i've written below.

GET EQUIPPED WITH
IT'S MARIO KART WORLD, WE'RE JUST LIVING IN IT added jun.16.25 // difficulty rating ●●○○

new console, new Mario Kart! how has the latest four-wheeled romp through the Mushroom Kingdom parkoured its way into my heart, what are some of its key shortcomings, and what's that magic balance between being objective and being real?

WEBFISHING, AND THE REBIRTH OF THE DIGITAL "THIRD PLACE" added nov.21.24 // difficulty rating ●○○○

in a year full of games that appealed to my weird sensibilities, how did one little fishing game appeal to all the weirdest and win my heart?

STARFIELD, AND HOW TO FIND MEANING IN INFINITE FAKE WORLDS added sep.25.23 // difficulty rating ●●●●

Todd's in his heaven, all just works with the world. how does Bethesda's first new world in thirty years measure up, and what can it tell us about the types of games they make? and why is Fallout: New Vegas still better than any of them?

POKÉMON SCARLET: EXPECTING, ACCEPTING, AND PERFECTING added dec.20.22 // difficulty rating ●●●○

an overview of the newest entries in the Pokémon series, and how, for better and for worse, it's the most excited i've been for where this franchise is heading in years.

TOP 10 POKÉMON OF PALDEA added dec.20.22 // difficulty rating ●●○○

a look at ten of my favorite new Pokémon added in Generation IX, presented in the most evergreen format for something on the internet, A Big List.

WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM WITH HALO INFINITE, AGAIN? added oct.29.22 // difficulty rating ●●●●

a year's worth of accumulated frustrations over the landscape of video games, how we talk about them, and how one of my favorite series has become a case study for the perils of fandom culture.

SPLATOON 3, AND THE IMPORTANCE OF STAYING FRESH added oct.3.22 // difficulty rating ●●○○

a treatise on squids, kids, and how i fell in love with, out of love with, and back in love with Nintendo's freshest game.

if you're seeing this text, something's gone real sideways!