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welcome to the right-hand "FUN BAR" of HYPERFIXT. the left-hand bar is for practical people; the right-hand bar is for us freaks and jokers. there will be all sorts of fun things here eventually. for now it mostly houses my testing attempts for a micro-blogging feature. but as i write this, the left-hand bar is empty, so it can go suck eggs for all i care.

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JACK INTO A MATCH OF GAME ZONE

you are now entering GAME ZONE, the HYPERFIXT destination for all things 'gamer'. i've been enjoying video games literally as long as i can remember, so it's only fitting that i dedicate an entire zone to them. are you a certified power player? then check out some of the articles i've written below.

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STARFIELD AND HOW TO FIND MEANING IN INFINITE FAKE WORLDS

STARFIELD AND HOW TO FIND MEANING IN INFINITE FAKE WORLDS

Todd's in his heaven, all just works with the world. how does Bethesda's first new world in thirty years measure up, and what can it tell us about the type of games they make? and why is Fallout: New Vegas still better than any of them?
added 9•25•23 // difficulty rating ★ ★ ★ ★ MAXIMUM
POKÉMON SCARLET: EXPECTING, ACCEPTING, AND PERFECTING

POKÉMON SCARLET: EXPECTING, ACCEPTING, AND PERFECTING

an overview of the newest entries in the Pokémon series, and how, for better and for worse, it's the most excited i've been for where this franchise is heading in years.
added 12•20•22 // difficulty rating ★ ★ ★ ☆
TOP 10 NEW POKÉMON OF PALDEA

TOP 10 NEW POKÉMON OF PALDEA

a look at ten of my favorite new Pokémon added in Generation IX, presented in the most evergreen format for internet content, A Big List.
added 12•20•22 // difficulty rating ★ ★ ☆ ☆
WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM WITH HALO INFINITE, AGAIN?

WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM WITH HALO INFINITE, AGAIN?

a year's worth of accumulated frustrations over the landscape of video games, how we talk about them, and how one of my favorite series has become a case study for the perils of fandom culture.
added 10•29•22 // difficulty rating ★ ★ ★ ★ MAXIMUM
SPLATOON 3 AND THE IMPORTANCE OF STAYING FRESH

SPLATOON 3 AND THE IMPORTANCE OF STAYING FRESH

a treatise on squids, kids, and how i fell in love with, out of love with, and back in love with Nintendo's freshest game.
added 10•3•22 // difficulty rating ★ ★ ☆ ☆